geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jessica simpson. comedian jim jefferies. and music from luke bryan. brought to you by the incredible egg. with cleto and the cletones. and now, mark my words, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hey, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thanks for being here tonight. as many of you at home i know are watching from underneath an enormous pile of snow right now. winter storm saturn has been piling on the midwest and the east coast. if you are in to the blizzard, please allow me to be your big, fat, hairy human snuggy. i'm very, very warm. most people have an average body temperature of 98.6 degrees. mine is double that. i run at almost 200 degrees. i invite anyone to feel me on the way out. [ cheers and applause ] where were you when i was in high school? some parts of minnesota got a foot of snow this week. flights were cancelled, po